What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 05:54

Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Octopussy
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.